mzkittyx

Voicemails

2010-08-26T12:50:00.002-05:00

I think voicemails should be a thing of the past. I don't know about you but I dislike checking my voicemail. Just text!

The real reason why Walmart is so cheap

2010-08-13T09:37:00.002-05:00

Walmart contracts (and often forces) companies to outsource the manufacturing of their machines/products to Walmart’s cheaper factories. The result is a machine/product with the same brand name and model number as sold in other stores, but of lesser quality (thus the lower price). If you want to know more read here (its pretty long though) http://www.fastcompany.com/magazine/77/walmart.html?page=0,0

random thought

2010-08-09T06:26:00.001-05:00

You ever watch America's Funniest Videos and wonder why the hell were they recording in the first place?

Kitty Rubs Face

2009-10-24T01:08:00.001-05:00

so cute

Panda Sneeze Attack

2009-10-24T01:06:00.001-05:00

Dancing Otter

2009-10-24T00:56:00.000-05:00

he's a pole dancer

Snowball's Tribute to Michael Jackson

2009-10-24T00:30:00.003-05:00

1:00-1:50 is great.. i love the thrashing from 2:57-3:40.. and him grooving
to rock with you

he's also done a commercial for taco bell

Two Talking Cats

2009-10-24T00:03:00.001-05:00

original video

translation 1

translation 2 based on what it sounds like they're saying.. my fav =]

Otters Holding Hands

2009-10-23T23:53:00.004-05:00

1:10-1:25 is just adorable!

Pole Dancer

2009-09-23T22:02:00.003-05:00

Frustrated

2009-08-21T16:23:00.003-05:00

So

There's only 2-3 more days of summer until school starts. I'm pretty satisfied with my A- in human factors engineering class over the summer.

I'm frustrated because I seemed to have misplaced my little idea book.

I enjoy making my cute little charms and plushies.. its just that the things that I make are pretty generic. Common items with cute faces. I don't mind it but I really want to make something more original. My own original cute character(s).

But I'm having a hard time because everything I come up with looks like something someone else has done.

I also still want to put out this comic that I've had in my head for a very long time now. I reinstalled photoshop and illustrator on my windows 7. I'm having trouble coming up with an original look for those characters also. They mostly come out looking like chibi characters.. anime look isn't exactly original, although regardless of what I say I know in the end (if there ever is one) the final will have anime influences.

I've always been really good at copying things.. music, art.. but not so good with original. I don't know how people do it. What's in my head never comes out the way it's supposed to.. even when I talk.

THE BEST twilight picture EVER

2009-05-19T20:37:00.002-05:00

2pac lives??

2009-04-30T17:41:00.002-05:00

click here and decide for yourself

another link to photos

paper illusions

2009-04-29T16:08:00.001-05:00

these paper illusions will blow your mind!!

-> [link]

roomba driver

2009-04-29T15:58:00.003-05:00

if ya don't know what a roomba is go here roomba link
i'd looooove to get the scooba one sniffles

cat says "oooooh noo"

2009-04-29T15:56:00.002-05:00

pms buddy

2009-04-29T15:50:00.002-05:00

saving relationships one month at a time!

PMSBuddy.com is a free service created with a single goal in mind: to keep you aware of when your wife, girlfriend, mother, sister, daughter, or any other women in your life are closing in on "that time of the month" - when things can get intense for what may seem to be no reason at all.

lol

8 bit waterslide

2009-04-29T15:48:00.002-05:00

reminds me of those oldschool sesame street skits.. like the cups playing baseball =]

These guys have way too much time on their hands

2009-02-15T01:34:00.002-06:00

Blogged with the Flock Browser

women drivers

2009-02-07T13:55:00.002-06:00

Can I have your number?

2009-01-28T01:19:00.002-06:00

the soup: it's me or the dog

2009-01-28T01:06:00.001-06:00

car wash incident

2009-01-19T19:54:00.002-06:00

Grapevines: Ah, The Delicious Taste Of Tentacle Rape

2009-01-03T17:20:00.004-06:00

Tentacle Grape is a caffienated grape soda that Mnemosyne is targeting at gamers, cosplayers, and comic book fans. It is also perhaps the best name I've ever seen for a product you actually ingest. You can currently pre-order the soda (pre-ordering soda?) in six-packs for $15.99 plus shipping from the drink's website, with each order before January 5th eligible for free Tentacle Grape bumper stickers or condoms (soda pre-order bonuses?).

source: [link]

unsilent night

2008-12-30T03:08:00.004-06:00

i just got back from dallas. i was a special guest in my best friend's band "otenki" and played keyboard and synths. it was pretty fun even though i was a little tense.. it was my first time being in front of that many people since my modeling days. i received a few compliments, gave 2 autographs, and took some pictures with a few people who asked to take a picture with me.. i kinda felt like i was at the anime convention but without a cosplay! one thing that sucked was a few hours later, i was walking to the merch booth and these 2 giant dudes came at me.. they were fighting each other and the bigger dude was wailing punches like he was swimming.. they ran into my bf and the guy missed and punched me dead in the stomach.. he got me reeaaaall good right underneath my sternum. i thought i was going to puke for a long time. i was in shock for awhile.. i'd never been hit by anyone so huge. it's still a bit sore but i'm okay. i might put some pictures up later.. my camera's battery is dead.

dearly beloved - kingdom hearts

2008-12-25T04:31:00.003-06:00

to any kingdom hearts fans.. this is just amazing.. breath taking.. .

i also lol'd at the end. "that was so epic too"

english - cai luong

2008-12-19T21:11:00.002-06:00

this is a traditional way of singing stories in vietnamese.. this guy just did it in english.. probably funny for just the viets lol

[my dad wants me to write the lyrics so he can sing it]

keeping your refridgerator stocked for the women

2008-12-17T17:20:00.003-06:00

the beginning is gay but it gets pretty funny.

that is the question

2008-12-17T17:08:00.002-06:00

send link

2008-12-12T16:10:00.003-06:00

jizz in my pants

2008-12-11T05:07:00.002-06:00

can you spot justin timberlake?

he likes you

2008-12-11T05:05:00.001-06:00

one of my favorite SNL skits.. i still think the guy from transformers is cute.

roomba driver

2008-12-11T05:01:00.003-06:00

if you didnt know, roombas are little automatic vacuum cleaners that change direction when they hit walls.. you can also get them with remotes. i plan on getting a roomba for my new wood floor in my room.. unfortunately i don't have a 'driver'

confession

2008-12-11T04:55:00.003-06:00

okay
so i failed at keeping up with writing in a blog again lol.

i just finished my first semester of grad school. pretty challenging.. stressful, yet i HATE to admit i've learned more this way. i got accepted to the applied cognitive psychology sub-plan. i have to go to research lab every monday and be involved in a research study. i'm already taking part of one for my research and statistics class on color and memory.. anyway i'll stop there before i bore you. the most interesting class was my learning class. technically how people and animals learn. we went to rat lab and each group had a rat, and we taught him how to pull a chain to turn on a light, the press the lever for 1 food pellet. he learned so fast! rats are so intelligent.. i miss my pet rat. they're like little dogs that crave your attention and know their names and do tricks for you and groom you. most people are just too closed minded to see through the fact that they're "rats".. like rats are a bad thing or something.. another stereotype.

Top 10 Everyday Things People Do To Ruin Their Cars

2008-10-06T03:06:00.001-05:00

[link]

120 ways to boost your brain power

2008-10-06T02:56:00.002-05:00

[link]

thewebsiteisdown.com

2008-10-06T02:43:00.002-05:00

http://thewebsiteisdown.com/

this site is hilarious.

"A mashup of true and mostly-true stories from IT hell. If you've ever called tech support and wondered what the hell they are doing down there... well, this should answer some questions for you."

elijah wood

2008-09-28T16:24:00.002-05:00

so this is what happens after you star in The Lord of the Rings.

some lolcats for ya

2008-09-28T13:59:00.003-05:00

more animals

more animals

more animals

more animals

Simon's Cat - Let me in

2008-09-28T13:44:00.001-05:00

mzkitty is

2008-09-28T13:42:00.004-05:00

DOWN WITH THE ACDC CREW (Adam (sevani)\(john) Chu Dance Crew)

x3 adam aka moose!

ninja cat comes closer without moving!

2008-09-21T19:09:00.002-05:00

steak

2008-09-21T18:22:00.005-05:00

i was happy today when my dad asked me, "are you going anywhere tonight? are your friends coming over tonight? i can make them an extra steak."

he's been more accepting and nicer to my friends =]
lots of them having been coming over lately.. staying the night or hanging out.

when i was playing guitar hero i noticed the side of my bum had a fresh mosquito bite.. very very big and itchy. a few minutes later my mom says, "omg there's a huge weird bug next to you! i hope that's not what bit you!!" she puts it in a napkin but doesn't kill it. i look at the bug and its an extremely overweight mosquito that can't fly..

i'm still itchy.

i've been upgrading my computer and my mom's computer.

i thought i installed the power supply wrong and i was checking and re-checking everything.. i got tired, gave up, and went to bed.

i went to look at it today.. my mom unplugged the power surge.

BIGGEST DANCE BATTLE EVER!!

2008-08-18T18:00:00.001-05:00

here's ACDC vs miley cyrus (hannah montana) and mandy

and M&M's reply

freakin ACDC's reply

M&M's reply

live dance off at the teen choice awards

Who do you think won the BIGGEST ONLINE DANCE BATTLE?

Think M&M Cru won? Respond to this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee4S-exJD2M

Think ACDC won? Respond to this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hevG9bSehM

deviantart journal update

2008-07-28T22:30:00.003-05:00

http://mz-kitty.deviantart.com/journal/

xanga

2008-06-08T15:59:00.003-05:00

so i was looking at my old xangas.. since 2002 all the way til 2006. i have some pretty funny stuff in there and a lot of things that i've forgotten. i should probably start blogging again. there's a lot of little things that's been going on in my life which would make a pretty good little soap opera blog lol.

asian parodies

2008-06-03T22:10:00.001-05:00

lollipop/orange juice.. cute kid XP

yank dat cameltoe

numa numa?

2008-06-03T21:49:00.001-05:00

something for the viets lol.. makes me embarassed to be half viet.. *cough*

dramatic

2008-06-03T21:48:00.002-05:00

yeah it's been a really long time.. so i guess i'll put something old. i love this one.

top 10 of the most disturbing movies

2008-02-05T00:11:00.002-06:00

i would have to add Ranpo jigoku, ichi the killer and suicide club.. so many japanese movies are disturbing actually..

top 10 of the most disturbing movies [link]

how uber-geek are you?

2008-02-04T23:59:00.002-06:00

54%

Quiz courtesy of Appliance Parts from AH Appliance Parts

sex robots

2008-02-04T23:36:00.001-06:00

anyone remember Lucy Liu on futurama as a robot girlfriend? lol well it seems like you can really get one.. a sex robot that is. $7000 for a sex robot that looks like Paris Hilton or whoever and says things to you like "you're huge"

[link]

what's your best quality

2008-02-04T23:31:00.001-06:00

What's Your Best Quality? Your Result: Intelligence Your best quality is intelligence! People like you because you are smart and always make the right decision. Your intelligence also helps you handle tough situations.
Loving
Ambitious
Sense of Humor
Personality
Out-Going
What's Your Best Quality? Take More Quizzes

29 brilliant videos

2008-02-04T23:04:00.001-06:00

29 brilliant music videos

the avalanches video was strange but interesting.. i like the ghost choir..

something about the Move Your Feet - Junior Senior video makes me feel happy.. he does a good michael jackson impression (singing) err the hotdog thing and champagne glass thing seems a little dirty to me

tired

2007-11-29T19:28:00.000-06:00

all the cute you need for the day

2007-11-15T23:27:00.002-06:00

cute overload [link]

cheeseburger?

2007-11-15T23:20:00.001-06:00

[click to enlarge]

RO2 private server

2007-10-13T17:01:00.001-05:00

i thought i'd put this together for anyone who wants to play.. the other guides were similar but i found my way to be the quickest and for the quickest download.

wanna play RO2?

1. first download - http://www.mysyro.de/ro2/RagII_OB.rar

2. then register here while you're waiting - http://www.euphro2.com/other/Register.html

3. then download applocale - http://www.microsoft.com/globaldev/tools/apploc.mspx
(you must have a valid windows key, otherwise http://www.freefunfiles.com/software/systemutilities/microsoftupdates/applocale-utility.html)

4. extract the contents of the CB3 folder in the rar into C:\Program Files\Gravity\Ragnarok II\

5. now open your applocale and choose to open the ragnarok2.exe file and after you click next it should already have the korean font highlighted for you.. it should ask if you want to make a shortcut, click yes. (you can't open the ragnarok2.exe file without using applocale otherwise the program will error)

the launcher should open up and load something and then ask you something.. click the yes option and it should update
you must update fully.. it may take a while

6. Open Notepad.

7. Copy and Paste the following into notepad:

system\ragii.exe ServerIP=72.232.244.74 ServerPort=64000 WindowSizeX=1024 WindowSizeY=768 WindowHz=60 WindowMode=1

8. Save in the RO2 folder as Rag2.bat

9. download the translation patch here www.mnlust.net under downloads, then click the normal korean client

10. Extract and overwrite all files with the stuff from the translation site

11. Double click the .bat file you made and login with the account you made on the registration page

also when you open the .bat file it might take a few seconds to load.. and you'll have to use that file everytime to play so you might want to create a shortcut to put on your desktop

comment this blog with your ign if you end up playing! you dont have to be a blogspot member just click "others"

guide by mzkitty some credits to nibelungen

mzkitty's rant on lingerie

2007-10-04T21:36:00.001-05:00

so i really like wearing lingerie.. it makes me feel really confident. the only problem is buying it. why does it cost more to buy a piece of clothing with less materials? i don't want to pay as much for a bra as i would a tee-shirt. you may think "oh its the quality" or "the amount of work put into it" but believe you me i've seen lingerie with cheaply made seams and what not that still cost more than a nice shirt. and what cost even more are corsets.. god i love wearing those but god those are expensive! i'm talking in the hundreds here. someone please teach me how to use my sewing machine so i can make my own.

Kazama Yasuyuki, professional drifter

2007-07-05T23:28:00.002-05:00

i would NOT be standing out there like that holy crap i'd pee in my pants if i was one of those girls.

sony's new OLED screen

2007-07-05T23:20:00.001-05:00

woohoo watch tv on a piece of paper! gives a whole new meaning to posters and ads o.0

japanese tetris

2007-07-05T23:14:00.001-05:00

glumbert.com

movie mistakes

2007-06-14T04:59:00.001-05:00

might not be real

gladiator

compilation #1

compilation #2

vibrator found in unconscious hit and run victim

2007-06-14T04:50:00.001-05:00

"After being hit from behind by a motorcycle Sunday evening, a 32-year-old woman was left lying near a crosswalk in Fort Collins, Colorado. Two women witnessed the accident and called police. She had been knocked out from the hit and had a broken and bleeding left arm ,said one of the women on the seen.

A small crowd around the lady had formed quickly in the busy neighborhood off of Boardwalk Ave. When paramedics arrived she was still unconscious. The paramedics were stretching the victim out to examine her injuries ,said one witness. They took her fanny pack off and pulled it up with an iPod attached. The iPod had wires to her ears but also wires running into her shorts.

“This was a serious accident”, said one witnesses, “but when they pulled that vibrator hooked to her iPod out of her shorts you could see everyone’s faces turn red. She was lucky she was still knocked out for the ride to the hospital. I don’t think I could have survived the embarrassment”."

source [link]

caffeine advice

2007-06-14T04:40:00.001-05:00

if you're having trouble staying awake at school or work, it's actually better to drink small amounts of caffeine throughout the day.. instead of drinking alot in the morning. this keeps to fight the sleepiness by keeping small amounts of caffeine in your brain.. otherwise the caffeine intake will keep falling and you'll get tired again.

[link]

Iran moves to execute porn stars

2007-06-14T04:33:00.001-05:00

• People involved in adult films are "corrupter of the world," Iran's parliament says
• Producers, directors, cameramen and actors could face the death penalty
• Distributors and producers of pornographic Web sites could also face death
• The vote follows the leaking of a sex tape allegedly involving an Iranian actress

would you die for your porn? lol

[link]

earth lights

2007-06-14T04:25:00.002-05:00

ever wonder what the earth looks like at night from further away? this picture puts together a bunch of nighttime pictures and the lights coming from the earth.. very pretty

[link]

frill shark

2007-06-14T04:03:00.001-05:00

holy crap its a penis shark

'pulled hard'

2007-06-14T03:56:00.001-05:00

In England, a woman and a man who were in an "open" relationship had ended a while back. They were still on good terms and were at a party together. At the party they found themselves arguing, and the woman "grabbed his genitals and 'pulled hard'." The man found himself pantless and in pain. The woman had ripped off one of his testicles. When she noticed she had ripped one off, she tried to put it in her mouth and swallow it. She choked and spit it back into her hand. A friend grabbed the testicle and gave it back to the guy, who had it reattached. The woman claims she never meant to harm him and is "not a violent person."

lol its surprising the things you can do when you're mad.

[link]

mario: game over

2007-06-14T03:03:00.001-05:00

orange you glad this wasn't in your fridge

2007-06-04T20:57:00.000-05:00

acapella

2007-06-04T20:51:00.001-05:00

so i was watching some stuff and i thought these sounded pretty cool

nothing better by postal service

harder, better, faster, stronger by daft punk

this one is pretty cool, and the guy on the right really wants to dance lol i like when the guy starts singing the really high part starting around 2:00

nintendo songs

lol "boot it up" i can't figure out all the songs.. can someone help me out??

billboards you'll never see

2007-06-04T20:35:00.001-05:00

the rest [link]

"Thousand-Hand Quanyin"

2007-05-10T22:19:00.001-05:00

ah.. sorry its been so long.. if anyone still reads this blog lol.. i've been sooo busy with school and everything. still working on my last paper..

here's an amazing video.. 21 deaf chinese women.. dancing with the help of 4 people cueing in the corners. China Disabled People's Performing Art Troupe

cave bookcase

2007-04-09T23:11:00.001-05:00

This Cave Bookcase solves the common problem of having a bookshelf yet having no place to sit in your apartment to read the books it holds. It provides a comfy-looking seat built right into the middle of the shelf, complete with overhead light. It's certainly neat looking, but it seems to me that a space-saving design like this would be perfect for people who live in tiny apartments, and people in tiny apartments can't afford to drop $10,700 on a bookcase. –Adam Frucci

[link]

10 horrible deep sea creatures

2007-04-03T22:54:00.000-05:00

viperfish

giant squid.. largest found is 60 feet in length

giant isopod.. found all over the world at a depth of 2000 ft.. carnivorous.. prehistoric looking

click here for the rest and for more info

joshua poulpo

2007-03-11T21:29:00.002-05:00

top 10 real billboard signs

2007-03-05T03:39:00.001-06:00

bic

ford

the rest of the top ten [link]

the happiest monster

2007-03-05T03:28:00.002-06:00

celebrities with and without makeup

2007-03-05T03:06:00.002-06:00

coke machine jackpot magic

2007-03-05T02:58:00.002-06:00

how to open any lock in seconds

2007-03-05T02:54:00.001-06:00

desperate army recruiters

2007-03-05T02:44:00.001-06:00

bra codes

2007-03-04T17:04:00.001-06:00

dane cook - it all started with a sneeze

2007-02-27T03:28:00.001-06:00

i am windex-t0r!!

1. snarky
1023 up, 116 down

A word that should be googled to find the definition as per direction from Dane Cook. It means short tempered or irritable.

from urban dictionary

dane cook on relationships

2007-02-26T20:34:00.001-06:00

he just gets hotter and hotter.. love the hair dane

2007-02-11T14:34:00.001-06:00

i can play flute.. maybe i should learn how to beatbox rofl

2007-02-06T17:46:00.002-06:00

2007-01-19T21:11:00.000-06:00

omg how much better can it get?? wonderful singing and comedy!

procrastination

2007-01-13T17:57:00.001-06:00

for those who know anything about C++

2007-01-09T16:04:00.001-06:00

another condom post lol

2006-12-11T21:51:00.001-06:00

A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.

It has led to a call for condoms of mixed sizes to be made more widely available in India.

The issue is serious because about one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate. [that's one reason why they're overpopulated lol]

And the country already has the highest number of HIV infections of any nation.

article [link]
credits to chandy

the top 10 weirdest keyboards ever

2006-12-11T04:17:00.001-06:00

[link]

deceiving pictures

2006-12-11T04:00:00.000-06:00

the first picture makes you look twice

prrrrrrrrrrronto

2006-12-10T21:34:00.001-06:00

no worry about opening, the smell and goo getting it on ur fingers, or putting it on inside out

iq test

2006-12-01T16:31:00.001-06:00

Congratulations, Mzkitty!
Your IQ score is 131

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.

Intelligence Interval	Cognitive Designation
40 - 54	Severely challenged (Less than 1% of test takers)
55 - 69	Challenged (2.3% of test takers)
70 - 84	Below average
85 - 114	Average (68% of test takers)
115 - 129	Above average
130 - 144	Gifted (2.3% of test takers)
145 - 159	Genius (Less than 1% of test takers)
160 - 175	Extraordinary genius

tell me your iq! [link]

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second

2006-12-01T02:38:00.001-06:00

A German firm has developed a spray-on condom for all your lifestyle needs. The liquid condom comes in an aerosol can that you spray onto the organ in question. A few seconds later, the liquid solidifies into the familiar latex and forms a tight seal. The company says it's a great time saver and is easier to use than traditional condoms. It's still in the testing phase (in fact, they're looking for volunteers right now) so it might be a while before it hits the neighborhood drug store. Now there's no "but I hate putting it on" excuses. And anything that promotes safety and responsibility is A-OK in our books (usually). – Nicholas Deleon

source [link]

40 FACTS ABOUT SLEEP YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW...

2006-12-01T02:34:00.001-06:00

-The record for the longest period without sleep is 18 days, 21 hours, 40 minutes during a rocking chair marathon. The record holder reported hallucinations, paranoia, blurred vision, slurred speech and memory and concentration lapses

- Anything less than five minutes to fall asleep at night means you're sleep deprived. The ideal is between 10 and 15 minutes, meaning you're still tired enough to sleep deeply, but not so exhausted you feel sleepy by day.

- Some scientists believe we dream to fix experiences in long-term memory, that is, we dream about things worth remembering. Others reckon we dream about things worth forgetting - to eliminate overlapping memories that would otherwise clog up our brains.

- Seventeen hours of sustained wakefulness leads to a decrease in performance equivalent to a blood alcohol-level of 0.05%.

- After five nights of partial sleep deprivation, three drinks will have the same effect on your body as six would when you've slept enough. [good to know!]

- Teenagers need as much sleep as small children (about 10 hrs) while those over 65 need the least of all (about six hours). For the average adult aged 25-55, eight hours is considered optimal.

- Experts say one of the most alluring sleep distractions is the 24-hour accessibility of the internet. [!]

the rest [link]

nintendo wii's #1 fan

2006-12-01T02:19:00.002-06:00

they dont really seem like his 'friends' lol

fast food freestyle

2006-12-01T02:14:00.001-06:00