some things to do that really annoys people

-Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

-Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

-Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.

-Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

-Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

-Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

-Name your dog "Dog".

-Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

-Ask people what gender they are.

-Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

-Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

-Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy".

-Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.

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