7:18 PM







insomniac tour



OMG this is HILARIOUS hahah.. the beginning is boring but hey, the beginning of dance was a bit boring.. everyone can admit to doing most of these dances!


god damn his impressions are good

5:38 PM


hahah owned! he would have been considered good in like.. 1991

5:34 PM


lol

5:25 PM


i couldnt resist



some things to do that really annoys people

-Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

-Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

-Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.

-Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

-Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

-Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

-Name your dog "Dog".

-Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

-Ask people what gender they are.

-Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

-Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

-Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy".

-Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.

for more click here

4:32 PM

sorry i haven't posted i've had some computer problems..


so you think you and your loved one argue too much? or argue about stupid things?

we all do sometimes, and some more than others.. and most of the time it really is something tiny or small that turns into something huge. "Along with the quirks characters need fire."

here's a guy who writes about the ridiculous arguments him and his girlfriend have had..

things my girlfriend and i have argued about



"Nothing keeps a relationship on its toes so much as lively debate. Fortunate, then, that my girlfriend and I agree on absolutely nothing. At all."

some include

- The way one should cut a Kiwi Fruit in half (along its length or across the middle).

- Which way - the distances were identical - to drive round a circular bypass (this resulted in her kicking me in the head from the back seat as I drove along).

- I eat two-fingered Kit-Kats like I'd eat any other chocolate bars of that size, i.e., without feeling the need to snap them into two individual fingers first. Margret accused me of doing this, 'deliberately to annoy her'.

- Margret enters the room. The television is showing Baywatch. Margret says, 'Uh-huh, you're watching Baywatch again.' I say, 'I'm not watching, it's just on.' Repeat. For the duration of the programme.

- Arguments. There are many arguments we have over arguments. 'Who started argument x', for example, is a old favourite that has not had its vigour dimmed by age nor its edge blunted through use. Another dependable companion is, 'I'm not arguing, I'm just talking - you're arguing,' along with its more stage-struck (in the sense that it relishes an audience - parties, visiting relatives, Parent's Evenings at school, in shops, etc.) sibling, 'Right, so we're going to get into this argument here are we?' An especially frequent argument argument, however, is the result of Margret NOT STICKING TO THE DAMN ARGUMENT, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. Margret jack-knifes from argument to argument, jigs direction randomly and erratically like a shoal of Argument Fish being followed by a Truth Shark. It's fearsomely difficult to land a blow because by the time you've let fly with the logic she's not there anymore. A row about vacuuming gets shifted to the cost of a computer upgrade, from there to who got up early with the kids most this week and then to the greater interest rates of German banks via the noisome sexual keenness of some former girlfriend, those-are-hair-scissors-don't-use-them-for-paper and, 'When was the last time you bought me flowers?' all in the space of about seven exchanges. 'Arrrrrrgggh! What are we arguing about? Can you just decide what it is and stick to it?'

here is a strange collection of sculptures around the world





this is pretty cool.. let the monkey tell it.. click here

ahh i love this flash vid.. its so true hahah

dance monkey dance

5:41 PM



just face it.. we're all a little morbid whether you like it or not.. like if there's an accident on the freeway, everyone gets a little depressed after staring and not seeing a body. its humann.

haha i love the end of this clip.. "helloooooo?"

yup..




England hosted a charity event with 250 participants.. men and women. It was aimed for awareness of safe sex.. ha. There were separate areas for men and women, a mixed room and an exhibition area for those who didn't mind being filmed.

5 participants will compete for the world record.. 8 1/2 hours for a man and 6hr 20min for a woman. OUCH

here's the source